Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

Book of Armaments chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy. AND the Lord spoke, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.”

Amen


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You’re a few days too late. The killer Easter bunny has eluded us again for another year.

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Nicely done - I like the googly eyes as jewels.

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ha ha I didn’t notice that in the pic they are just regular jewels that are really shinny.

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"Book of Armaments, Chapter two " is that the old testament (manual of arms) or the new (operation, care and use of arms) testament.

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Huh. They looked like googly eyes to me.

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that’s awesome, Love it

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VERY nice!
Did you design it, or did you find it somewhere?

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Did you count to 3? Not 4 or 2, with 5 being out of the question.

Tbh was trying to think of a way to put creality into that joke but they dont have an ender 4.

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